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Your grandma spends most of her time knitting herself a diaphragm.
10
While cleaning the house, you stumble upon your grandma's crotchless diapers.
9
During church, you notice your grandmother can't kneel without opening her mouth.
8
While at bingo, your grandmother can't resist running up to the front of the room and fondling the lottery balls.
7
When you ask Grandma how she broke her hip, she tells you, "Reverse Cowgirl!"
6
While riding with your MeeMaw to the store, she farts and it smells just like your pap.
5
Every time your grandma walks by your grandpa, she spits on her hand and winks.
4
During Christmas, you accidentally open your grandmother's gift to your grandfather...a book titled "The Art of the Donkey Punch."
3
You ask your grandma why she uses so much Vioxx and she explains that it helps with getting her ankles behind her head.
2
Your grandfather keeps asking your grandmother if she wants some "Hard Candy," then giggles like a school boy.
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Your grandmother always has a milk moustache, but oddly enough, she's lactose intolerant.
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